My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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