Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize