Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
