your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize