just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
