quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
