If i come over, it means nothing
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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