last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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