In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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