Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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