They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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