I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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