It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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