? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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