he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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