gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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