TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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