She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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