I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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