I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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