if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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