Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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