My boss' voice literally gives me gas
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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