i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
