She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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