Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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