that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
