I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He kissed a someone with a penis
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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