did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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