So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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