I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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