Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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