the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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