My balls are so social today.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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