So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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