Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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