The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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