Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
