You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
