wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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