whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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