you guys were way drunker than both of me
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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