Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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