is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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