Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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