pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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