yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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