dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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