it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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