Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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