is your mom at the bar?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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