Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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