This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize